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Devious children are the product of devious parents.

I have done the hot brass dance a few times myself. It's not fun.

Any creative cover story ideas for what I can tell people at work on Monday if anybody asks what happened?

Your wife/girl friend used her curling iron to make a point.

You were working on a high tech laser device and a mirror was misaligned.

The LED $ display on the gas pump over heated and exploded when you were filling up.

You were practicing Torch Juggling. You need more practice.