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I can't honestly tell you what my reaction would have been after the intruder asked for medical attention.
probably something along the lines of a slew of expletives
and that's why it's important (especially in apartments, haven to scum, it seems) that you always check your peephole (in the door, you pervs!!!), and lock your sliding glass doors. even on the second story.

Ronald White was unable to answer the door because he was giving himself a medical treatment.

so, is that what we're calling it nowadays?
glad no one's busted in one me whilst in the midst of medical treatments!