You know, if he grows another foot real soon, he'll have a leg up on the rest of us!If he's not planning on growing another foot real soon, then he needs to get it fixed.
<crickets chirping>
I know, I know, I shouldn't judge until I walk a mile in his (3rd) shoe.
Uhh..<tap tap>..Is this thing on? 
Try the veal, tip your waiters, etc.