chasfm11 wrote: 
I was on the verge of running late for an appointment to have a skin lesion removed. Typically, I get the gun off before the weigh in but I really didn't expect one that day, given the procedure. When the nurse said "step on the scale", I weighed my options (don't you just love puns?) and the simply complied. The big increase in my weight didn't come up with my doctor until my next visit a couple of weeks later when I quickly dropped all of those extra pounds.
Are you guys concealing howitzers?