"So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
Ok, so now that is out of the way. I am an Army vet who upon leaving the service joined the Law Enforcement Academy and am now going to school full time to follow in my grandfather's - and some uncle's and cousin's - footsteps to become a high school history teacher and coach (baseball, football, basketball, and/or volleyball). I have a ton of hobbies that include photography, playing sports (mostly softball), hiking, biking, fishing, hunting, taking my wife two-stepping, spending time with the kids, and of course shooting.
I am happy, happy, happy to be hear and look forward to "meeting" you all.
Here are some pics of my babies (minus the kiddos as I do not want to post their pics online).
