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by NavyVet1959
Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:13 pm
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Topic: Lord give me strength... Enough to deal with teenagers.
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Re: Lord give me strength... Enough to deal with teenagers.

Tic Tac wrote:Democrat?
Nawh, people around there were Dixiecrats back then. That was before the Democratic Party had been taken over by the Socialists.
by NavyVet1959
Fri Mar 21, 2014 12:59 pm
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Topic: Lord give me strength... Enough to deal with teenagers.
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Re: Lord give me strength... Enough to deal with teenagers.

RPBrown wrote:
NavyVet1959 wrote: I remember him using it on one of his albums (for you younger folks, vinyl records) back in the 70's. Thats where I got it from
Well, in the interest of accuracy, the way it was relayed to me in my youth was "I brought your (censored) into this world and I can take your (censored) out"...
by NavyVet1959
Fri Mar 21, 2014 1:19 am
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Topic: Lord give me strength... Enough to deal with teenagers.
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Re: Lord give me strength... Enough to deal with teenagers.

Jumping Frog wrote:
RPBrown wrote:Just remember these words and repeat them to your children often--"I brought you into this world and I can Take you out of it as well" :evil2:
Ah, the Bill Cosby School of Parenting.
I'm pretty sure that I heard this way before Bill Cosby made it popular. It appears that Bill Cosby used this in one of his routines in 1983.
by NavyVet1959
Thu Mar 20, 2014 12:39 am
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Topic: Lord give me strength... Enough to deal with teenagers.
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Re: Lord give me strength... Enough to deal with teenagers.

You are subject to the curse of every parent -- "May you have offspring JUST LIKE YOU".

My wife and I are fairly well educated -- we both have graduate degrees in engineering. We are convinced that someone swapped our daughter out at the hospital for the "evil spawn of satan". Of course, it's *my* fault because I did not maintain proper property control in that I glanced away for a minute when the nurse took her out of the operating room. Despite having to pull a gun on at least 3 of her boyfriends, I guess we're doing ok since we still do not qualify to be a candidate on the Jerry Springer Show.

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