I like this one from "In the Sweet Pie and Pie"MadMonkey wrote:Every time I think of my age I'm reminded of a 3 Stooges line...
Moe: How old are you?
Curly: I'm 26!
Moe: Nah, you couldn't get that homely in 26 years...
Curly: No! I'm too young to die. Too young and too handsome!
[looks in the mirror]
Curly: Well, I'm too young.