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chartreuse wrote:

WildBill wrote:Long walks are for doing with people who send you letters that are SWALK

You take walks with your honey who sent a swalk in a
SWALE.

chartreuse wrote:I'll agree to stay in on the condition that somebody tells me where I can buy WELKS

You can find them if you go on long
WALKS.

Warhammer wrote:

WildBill wrote:

Warhammer wrote:Today's shows should KNEAL before the obvious superiority of those old classics.

They could also
KNEEL.

Oops... Sorry for the misspelling!

According to the Urban Dictionary, both spelling are acceptable. On with the show.

Warhammer wrote:Today's shows should KNEAL before the obvious superiority of those old classics.

They could also
KNEEL.

cougartex wrote:Anyone remember The Man From U.N.C.L.E. TV series?

It was my favorite show. I thought it would be neat to be a spy. Illya Kuryakin, Napoleon Solo and Mr. Waverly were some cool characters. Compared to today's shows it was very
CLEAN.

Warhammer wrote:What the DUECE are you talking about?!?!

Are you calling me a
DUNCE?

Cobra Medic wrote:Save the trees. Reduce, REUSE and recycle.

Can reduced reused refuge be made into
SUEDE?

cougartex wrote:He is READY for anything.

He won't be ready for
YEARS.

Warhammer wrote:However, his escape could be FATED to fail.

His escape could also be
FAKED.

Warhammer wrote:Are you trying to put a LABEL on it?

If it has a proper label it is probably a proper
SABLE.

cougartex wrote:I saw a show about this on CABLE tv.

Are you sure that it wasn't on your
TABLE?

Ameer wrote:Don't pity the giant. That big FELLA had it coming.

That big fella is a
FABLE

cougartex wrote:Peyton Manning of the COLTS now holds the longest starting QB streak at 205 games.

I guess that proves that he isn't one of the
DOLTS.

Warhammer wrote:Eat too many of those tasty recipes, and a diet
LOOMS large in your future.

Unless a robber
LOOTS
your refrigerator.

chartreuse wrote:Anyone caught texting in a school zone may find that their ticket-free driving record is TOAST.

The judge will probably
ROAST
them.