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Oldgringo wrote:I didn't think one could say "fart" on this forum?

The Annoyed Man wrote:

WildBill wrote:

Keith B wrote:

talltex wrote:

Keith B wrote:You can be charged with disorderly conduct for passing gas here in Texas and you will lose your CHL.

Actually, the penal code definition of the offense is: "creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place." Sounds like a conventional fart, regardless of how deadly, would not get your CHL yanked.

Uh, how do you think that gas is created in the body?

I would argue in court that it's biological, not chemical.

I would argue that it is biochemical.

Keith B wrote:

talltex wrote:

Keith B wrote:You can be charged with disorderly conduct for passing gas here in Texas and you will lose your CHL.

Actually, the penal code definition of the offense is: "creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place." Sounds like a conventional fart, regardless of how deadly, would not get your CHL yanked.

Uh, how do you think that gas is created in the body?

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