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Dwight K. Schrute wrote:Wouldn't it make sense to reserve those front spots for us "evil, neo-con SUV drivers"? That way, we wouldn't have to drive for 10 minutes looking for a spot, thus saving the planet, right?

Well of course, except then the hippies who'd have to park farther wouldn't be able to walk to the store due to weakness from their last meal of 2 green beans and a cucumber slice.

So my girlfriend made me go with her to Ikea tonight, on really my only night off this week. First time ever being there, and as we were looking for a parking spot we for a brief moment thought we'd found a front spot until we saw the sign that said "Reserved for Hybrid Vehicles."

I scoffed at it and made a comment "dang hippy store!" to her, as I like to tease her as she's far more liberal than I am (not to say she's a liberal, just WAY more than I am :) ).

Anyway, I made a comment after we parked WAY farther out in the parking lot "oh well, at least I've got my gun. They don't know it, but I'm spiting their hippy ways.."

As I approached the door I looked around for 30.06 signs especially hard, and was pleasantly surprised when I saw the ghostbusters style no-guns-allowed sign, right next to the no smoking sign and no pets sign. I chuckled to myself and spent 2 hours in the store with my G23 :)

Take THAT, hippies!