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My wife had a female friend who's new boyfriend declared he'd been in Special Forces and had to kill a lot of people, but couldn't talk about it... (his choice of words) Apparently, he'd made such an impression with this statement (and other equally ludicrous bull declarations) his girlfriend couldn't help repeating them to my wife.

This particular women is highly educated, in fact a mathematician, but her choice in male companionship is always some inappropriate bozo. She wanted to bring him to our house to show off her brave soldier.

I suggested my wife mention to her friends boyfriend my military background.

We never met him...