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Well, the frys at Mickey D's are not as greasy as the nachos, but you have earned the right to be a member of the esteemed league of Wally-Walking CHL's! Now, it wasn't that bad was it?? Congrats!!

Now, go take a Lipitor for your increased cholesterol from the large fries!!

The Annoyed Man wrote:[
Well then, I'm a miserable failure. I took a Wally Walk yesterday, but it was grocery shopping with my wife, and I neither bought ammunition nor nachos. However, we went afterward to Market Street, where I did buy some sushi. Does that count? PLEEEEEEZZZE???

Not sure about this. The Wal-Mart visit might have counted, even without the nachos and ammo, but then you turned around and bought sushi!

I think we are going to refer this to the the Supreme Council of the CHL'ers and see if you are reinstated or not.

What say ye worthy members??

bdickens wrote:I will not use the self-checkouts. If I'm going to be working there, I'm going to be getting a paycheck from them.

I use them due if I only have a few items. A lot of the time they are wide open. I also figure it is a good way to practice for my after retirement job. I hope to be able to work my way up to Greeter!!

The Annoyed Man wrote:

llwatson wrote:

dannysdad wrote:Based on that experience, I learned that I have no business being in a building, full of knuckleheads, with a loaded weapon.

And that's why you go to Walmart for the Wally Walk! The degree of difficulty is just not the same at Target.

Okay... OKAY!!!

I'll go to Walmart tomorrow. THEN can I have my man card back?

You must post photos of you eating nachos and buying ammo, with a clear picture of a Wal-Mart employee in the background. Your case will be presented to the board of the higher potentates and a decision will be made then, but only then, about the return of your rightful status.

The Annoyed Man wrote:I took my "Wally Walk" in a Target and a Market Street grocery store instead when I got my plastic, and I'm on Weight Watchers to boot; so the nachos are out of the question.

Do I still get to keep my CHL?

No, you have not passed a valid screening process. Target and Market Street customers are of a different caliber that Wal-Mart customers. Customers of those stores are not on the lookout for anyone potentially carrying concealed, as they do not carry firearms and/or firearm related gear. Wal-Mart folks can properly identify the make and model of what you are carrying and will probably want to compare carry weapons if you are outed. Also, Weight Watchers meals do not have a high enough fat content to sufficiently test your grip capability on a greasy pistol.

Until you have passed those tests appropriately, you are not a full-fledged warrior Grasshopper.

Here is the official link to the rules and guidelines http://www.texasshooting.com/TexasCHL_F ... wally+walk

And welcome to the forum dannysdad!