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by Keith B
Wed Jun 27, 2012 6:03 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas
Replies: 33
Views: 3501

Re: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas

The Annoyed Man wrote:I would argue that it is biochemical. :mrgreen:
DING DING DING, we have a winner. Officially it is biochemical, but is still a chemical means. I am sure the statute was aimed at 'stink bombs' and other types of things made to create obnoxious odors, but think the way it is written could still get you arrested. :lol:
by Keith B
Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:40 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas
Replies: 33
Views: 3501

Re: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas

talltex wrote:
Keith B wrote:You can be charged with disorderly conduct for passing gas here in Texas and you will lose your CHL.

Actually, the penal code definition of the offense is: "creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place." Sounds like a conventional fart, regardless of how deadly, would not get your CHL yanked.

"rlol"
Uh, how do you think that gas is created in the body? ;-)
by Keith B
Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:42 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas
Replies: 33
Views: 3501

Re: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas

The Annoyed Man wrote:I posted the same story, just a few minutes after the OP, but I did it with a twist. May I present the "The Words Fail Me thread?" http://texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=56090" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
And yours got locked. ;-)
by Keith B
Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:16 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas
Replies: 33
Views: 3501

Re: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas

You can be charged with disorderly conduct for passing gas here in Texas and you will lose your CHL.

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