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Okay, groan warning.

What do you call a dog without legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming anyway.

terryg wrote:How do describe a male bovine that has swallowed an explosive device? Abominable.

How do you describe the scene after the explosion? Noble.

BobCat wrote: "Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?

That's me.

Three friends are walking through the town square, two turn and walk into a bar. the third one says, "That had to hurt."

A little OT of an off topic thread but a funny, purportedly true anecdote; In the late seventies a British Airways captain was close to retiring. He flew as a substitute into Frankfurt Airport in Germany. The controllers had a reputation of being curt. Being unfamiliar with the airport layout, he requested progressive taxi instructions (turn by turn instructions) after turn out from the runway. The ground controller tersely asked, "Haven't you been to Frankfurt before?" The perturbed captain responded, "Yes. But it was 30 years ago, at night and I didn't land." He got his request.