JustSomeOldGuy wrote: ↑Sat Jun 09, 2018 12:43 pm From http://hollywoodlife.com/2018/06/09/ant ... t-suicide/
Obviously, it's time to have a conversation about common-sense 'after bath clothing' control. Perhaps wefamed chef sadly took his own life using the belt from a bathrobe located in the hotel room he was staying at in France
- need in institute a NICS (National Insanity Check System) for hotels to use before they issue robes
- for those that pass NICS, they should be limited to one robe per month
- no bathrobes for anyone under 21
- creation of Bathrobe-Free Zones, where appropriate
- micro-serial# woven into the fabric used in every bathrobe
- should institute a 40% bathrobe tax, funds to be earmarked for suicide prevention programs, and development of 'smart-bathrobe-belt techology'
- initiate a Twitter campaign; #TerryclothNeverAgain!
- given that the hotel was in Alsace, and as that region has changed hands repeatedly between Germany and France throughout history; a Blue Ribbon Commission needs to be appointed to determine wether we attach blame for this event to Angela Merkel or Emmanuel Macron
