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In all seriousness, I think that with recent Heller decision by the Supreme Court upholding the right to "keep and bear arms" as an individual right, the federal government is much more constrained in its ability to "ban all firearms". I also think MacDonald is likely to result in SCOTUS incorporating the 2nd amendment protection to the States.

I think we're farther away (Constitutionally) from your concern than we have been at any time since the nineteenth century. On the other hand, Constitutional restraints on the federal government have generally been getting weakened since the 1930's.

That's my serious take.

Now go make your tinfoil hat!

The UN Police Force will come in black helicopters. You'll recognize them by their powder blue helmets. They have a mind control ray that they broadcast into your house. It forces you to retrieve all your guns and place them in a trash bag on your front lawn for collection.

To beat this you take a baseball cap and cover it with tin foil inside and out. You crumple up some more foil and make two antennae that stick up like horns. These are the ray foiling reflectors. The ray will not affect you and instead will be reflected back.

Anyway, what do you need guns for? They're dangerous. You are probably one of those people with a semi-automatic-assault-weapon with a 200round banana clip that sprays armor piercing dum-dum bullets at 2000 per second. Only the Carrollton Police are highly trained enough to be trusted with guns.