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Every time I have ever had to use a gun in a deadly force or self defense situation I have simply dragged the perpetrator's dead body into a nearby building (or trunk) to conceal it. Then I run away (in a jog so as not to attract too much attention), until I find a place to stash my incriminating clothing. I dye my hair, change my name, and either grow or shave a beard (depending on the facial condition at the time of the shooting). I then move to another city until it all starts again.


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