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adendel wrote:

lrb111 wrote:Not onl;y did the Annoyed Man go to Wally's, he Actually found someone to sell him ammo in sporting goods. Now, that's the extra effort folks.

I'm with LRB -- How on earth did you find anyone to pose with you in the ammo area at the Grapevine Wally's????

I told them a white lie.

I told each person that I was part of a "treasure hunting game," and that I had to go out and buy a list of specific things, among which were the ammo and the fries, and that I had to have my picture taken with them, actually buying the product in question, as proof that I had actually bought the stuff. I asked them both if they would mind my including them in the picture. I did not tell them that I would be posting the pics on the web, which is why I blacked out part of their faces, and in the case of the ammo guy, blurred out his Walmart ID card. BTW, they were both willing and enthusiastic participants.

Well, maybe the lie wasn't so white, but it sure was fun!

Will someone please pray for me?

longhorn_92 wrote:What say ye?........

Man Card is returned!

I submit to you all - That Annoyed Man is fully credited and that there is no grief given to him for at least 6 mo's (no matter what) - do I hear a motion? do I hear a second?....

That was awesome !

THANKEE, THANKEE, THANKEE.

I submit the following into evidence in pursuit of the return of my man card:

THE AMMUNITION PURCHASE:


THE GREASY FOOD PURCHASE (This particular store does not sell nachos, but there is a Mickey Dee's inside):


The Defense rests.

Keith B wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:I'll go to Walmart tomorrow. THEN can I have my man card back?

You must post photos of you eating nachos and buying ammo, with a clear picture of a Wal-Mart employee in the background. Your case will be presented to the board of the higher potentates and a decision will be made then, but only then, about the return of your rightful status.

Well then, I'm a miserable failure. I took a Wally Walk yesterday, but it was grocery shopping with my wife, and I neither bought ammunition nor nachos. However, we went afterward to Market Street, where I did buy some sushi. Does that count? PLEEEEEEZZZE???

llwatson wrote:

dannysdad wrote:Based on that experience, I learned that I have no business being in a building, full of knuckleheads, with a loaded weapon.

And that's why you go to Walmart for the Wally Walk! The degree of difficulty is just not the same at Target.

Okay... OKAY!!!

I'll go to Walmart tomorrow. THEN can I have my man card back?

seamusTX wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:Although I would have rather rubbed that olive oil all over a pork roast with some rosemary, garlic, and kosher salt before roasting to perfection.

That just doesn't sound right.

- Jim

Heh, heh. Fortunately as it pertains to me, that particular conflict is a non-issue. No offense meant toward anybody else.

Chris

Tactical_Texan_CHL wrote:Annoyed, if you take your 2 tablespoon allotment of olive oil and rub it all over your hands, then we might be able to work around the Wally Walk nacho rule!

Done... Although I would have rather rubbed that olive oil all over a pork roast with some rosemary, garlic, and kosher salt before roasting to perfection.

Otherwise, you have to forefit your CHL and all of your guns must be distrubuted among us for safe keeping!

ΜΟΛΩÎ? ΛΑΒΕ

I took my "Wally Walk" in a Target and a Market Street grocery store instead when I got my plastic, and I'm on Weight Watchers to boot; so the nachos are out of the question.

Do I still get to keep my CHL?