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Skiprr wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:No, the beard just frightens small dogs and children. And you grew the beard because you're a man. It's what men do.

Despite the lesser value of the beard than I believed, I may not shave it off...at least not just yet. Where's that Honest Amish Classic Beard Oil when you need it?

Are you sure that doesn't frighten zombies?

I use Moroccan Oil my own self. It contains frankincense and myrrh, so I anoint myself every morning. Women love how it smells. My beard requires no glitter to enhance its wonder. Babies and puppies like to hide their faces in it. It is soft and full, and contains no rodents, insects, or old soup and sammich trimmings. Santa Claus modeled his beard after mine. If Chuck Norris had my beard, he wouldn't need to hide a fist in it, as the universe would simply surrender to its magnificence. My beard is a simple and humble beard, full of truth and hidden meanings, and devoid of all hyperbole. It simply is, and in so being, it conquers all.

Skiprr wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:

anygunanywhere wrote:Love the hat.

Thank you. Men want one like it. Women want to be with it. Zombies fear it. I haven't been bothered by a zombie in ages.

And here, all this time, I thought it was the beard that was the zombie frightener. So I started growing one for no reason?

No, the beard just frightens small dogs and children. And you grew the beard because you're a man. It's what men do.

anygunanywhere wrote:

The Annoyed Man wrote:Weapon: A B52 armed with a 10 megaton bomb

Music: Flight of the Valkiries

Hat: The one Slim Pickens wore at the end of "Doctor Strangelove, or How I learned to Love the Bomb" (hint: it looks a lot like the one in my avatar...)

Love the hat.

Thank you. Men want one like it. Women want to be with it. Zombies fear it. I haven't been bothered by a zombie in ages.

Zoomie wrote:

Hoi Polloi wrote:
.. OK, if I had to choose just one, it would be Mumford & Sons' Little Lion Man.

Just finished listing to that, you have great musical taste.

Heck, I listened to it, and downloaded the entire album from iTunes. Most excellent stuff!

Weapon: A B52 armed with a 10 megaton bomb

Music: Flight of the Valkiries

Hat: The one Slim Pickens wore at the end of "Doctor Strangelove, or How I learned to Love the Bomb" (hint: it looks a lot like the one in my avatar...)