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by The Annoyed Man
Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:17 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas
Replies: 33
Views: 3501

Re: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas

WildBill wrote:
Keith B wrote:
talltex wrote:
Keith B wrote:You can be charged with disorderly conduct for passing gas here in Texas and you will lose your CHL.

Actually, the penal code definition of the offense is: "creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place." Sounds like a conventional fart, regardless of how deadly, would not get your CHL yanked.

"rlol"
Uh, how do you think that gas is created in the body? ;-)
I would argue in court that it's biological, not chemical. :rules:
I would argue that it is biochemical. :mrgreen:
by The Annoyed Man
Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:43 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas
Replies: 33
Views: 3501

Re: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas

anygunanywhere wrote:One should not have to apologize for the body's natural processes.

Pull my finger.

Anygunanywhere
That lends new meaning to "Any gun, any where." "rlol"
by The Annoyed Man
Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:41 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas
Replies: 33
Views: 3501

Re: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas

hi-power wrote:
Keith B wrote:
The Annoyed Man wrote:I posted the same story, just a few minutes after the OP, but I did it with a twist. May I present the "The Words Fail Me thread?" http://texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=56090" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
And yours got locked. ;-)
You mean you cut one of TAM's posts? :smilelol5:
Keith B graciously unlocked it when I explained what I was trying to do.
by The Annoyed Man
Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:35 pm
Forum: The Crime Blotter
Topic: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas
Replies: 33
Views: 3501

Re: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas

I posted the same story, just a few minutes after the OP, but I did it with a twist. May I present the "The Words Fail Me thread?" http://texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=56090" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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