I would argue that it is biochemical.WildBill wrote:I would argue in court that it's biological, not chemical.Keith B wrote:Uh, how do you think that gas is created in the body?talltex wrote:Keith B wrote:You can be charged with disorderly conduct for passing gas here in Texas and you will lose your CHL.
Actually, the penal code definition of the offense is: "creates, by chemical means, a noxious and unreasonable odor in a public place." Sounds like a conventional fart, regardless of how deadly, would not get your CHL yanked.
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- Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:17 pm
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- Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:43 pm
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That lends new meaning to "Any gun, any where."anygunanywhere wrote:One should not have to apologize for the body's natural processes.
Pull my finger.
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- Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:41 pm
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Keith B graciously unlocked it when I explained what I was trying to do.hi-power wrote:You mean you cut one of TAM's posts?Keith B wrote:And yours got locked.The Annoyed Man wrote:I posted the same story, just a few minutes after the OP, but I did it with a twist. May I present the "The Words Fail Me thread?" http://texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=56090" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
- Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:35 pm
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Re: Man pulled gun on neighbor for passing gas
I posted the same story, just a few minutes after the OP, but I did it with a twist. May I present the "The Words Fail Me thread?" http://texaschlforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=83&t=56090" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;