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AndyC wrote:A lady at the Olympics saw an athlete carrying a long pole over his shoulder, so she asked excitedly "Hi, are you a pole-vaulter?"OldSchool wrote:Is that why Walthers seem to have such an attitude here?
The athlete replied, "No, I'm German - but how did you know my name's Walther?"
*ba-dum-tish*
Dank für die Übersetzungbaldeagle wrote:So "Ich sauge und meine Gewehr hasst mich" then?Ameer wrote:Close, except it says it in German.7075-T7 wrote:HK
What you think it says: “Carrying this pistol means I’m serious about pistol-craft! I am a civilian WARRIOR.”
What it actually says: “I suck, and my gun hates me.”
From the Urban Dictionary-surprise_i'm_armed wrote:A Taurus
What you think it says: “While budget conscious, I am able to spot a deal on a quality firearm and take advantage of it.”
What it actually says: “Herp-derp."
As a Taurus toter, I am completely clueless as to what that punch line means.
Anyone care to explain "herp-derp"?
It's like when Johnny Carson was the Tonight Show host. He'd tell a long joke
and end up with some L.A. specific neighborhood or street with which I was completely
unfamiliar. His LA audience would laugh hysterically while the rest of America wondered
what was so hilarious about "Reseda" or "La Cienega Boulevard."
SIA
