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In Galveston last month, a seagull tried to steal one or more of my french fries. I described the bird as white and fat, for all the good it did. As this was a misdemeanor committed during daylight, I chose to keep my weapon holstered. The bird came back with several friends who gave our food some threatening looks, but we were able to complete our meal and make it to the safety of our car.