dubya wrote:WildEarth Guardians, a wildlife protection group in Denver, offered to pay for a class in assertiveness training for Perry because of his “slaying of a song dog.” The group also offered the governor an alternative to the pistol.
“With all due respect to his manhood, 90-pound women in tennis shoes effectively scare 30-pound coyotes away with a sharp shout,” said group spokeswoman Wendy Keefover-Ring in a news release. “We're sending Governor Perry a plastic whistle so he can leave his gun at home.”
I don't know if I should laugh or cry. OK...I'm laughing hysterically! A whistle?
Seriously... What in the world is my wife supposed to do with a whistle when a rapist takes it from her? What is our Governor supposed to do with a plastic whistle while a rabid coyote is gnawing his arm off? These people are brain dead.