ghostrider wrote:>The trooper looked me in the eye and said "Son, I don't know how things work up there in Ohio...
>but we just had an arson across the street. Where in the [bleep] is your spare magazine? Now
>go on and have yourself a great visit." Then he went back to searching their shopping bags.
I love this country. :-)
Now, where was your spare magazine???

...and I would jokingly say Country = Texas
