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Greybeard wrote:
Well, it's not a mid-life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.

Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, We had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, watched a 10 inch TV, and I carried a cheap .38 off duty. But, I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice cars, a big bed and plasma screen TV, and I carry a Kimber .45. But, I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and MAYBE have enough left to carry a cheap .38 .... "