He was going over some charts on the wall, using a fly-swatter to indicate the various items he was referring to since he couldn't find his regular pointer.
One of the student in the back asked, "Are you licensed to use that thing?"
I couldn't help it... it was out of my mouth before I could stop it. "Of course he is! He was on the SWAT team!"
The room went deathly quiet for several seconds, as the instructor stood with his mouth open, the fly-flap waving aimlessly in his hand.... then as one, everyone groaned.
Yeah, I'm still friends with the instructors.
