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by ninemm
Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:56 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Road rage...
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Re: Road rage...

Mithras61 wrote:
ninemm wrote:You have to be more subtle. Wait until they park and are out of sight. Then stuff a potato up their tailpipe(s), being sure to poke them in real tight and deep (a cut off broomstick works well). Then, when they come out to get in their car to leave, rather than being angry, you will not be able to keep from smiling. Works every time.
And here all this time I thought a banana :anamatedbanana was the right choice! :biggrinjester:
The bananna up the tailpipe is a hollywood legend from Beverly Hills Cop. A potato works much better. Trying to stuff a banana in the tailpipe causes the peel to separate and you end up with less of a tight plug seal than with a potato. Jabbing the potato with a push stick causes it to conform to the tailpipe and retains its rigidity longer. A spongy rubber ball also works but is almost permanent. The potato will shrivel in less than a day and will eventually blow out. A spongy rubber ball would be really mean. But spongy rubber balls would keep better in the trunk over an extended period of time. :evil2:
by ninemm
Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:04 pm
Forum: Off-Topic
Topic: Road rage...
Replies: 72
Views: 9362

Re: Road rage...

03Lightningrocks wrote:LOL....I got raged on just last night. This dimwit decided to stop half way down the exit ramp so he could cut across a solid white line and make a quick turn into a restaurant area. I almost plow into him and the cars exiting behind me are all trying not to plow into each other. I honk my horn at this retard to get him to move on off the exit ramp. Oh no...he is not going to drive an extra 100 feet and turn into the next entrance. He would rather pile up traffic, risk causing an accident and make an illegal turn than to drive 100 feet further and make a legal turn. So anyway...as I am going by this tard, he flips me off...LOL....of coarse I turn immediately into the next turn with plans of beating him down...LOL. My daughter starts giving me crap about being the mature one and telling me to move on. So out of guilt I drive on and let it go. I really wanted to pound that guy...LOL. :shock:
You have to be more subtle. Wait until they park and are out of sight. Then stuff a potato up their tailpipe(s), being sure to poke them in real tight and deep (a cut off broomstick works well). Then, when they come out to get in their car to leave, rather than being angry, you will not be able to keep from smiling. Works every time.

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