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heck... I getting old.... I can't carry a piano.....I can't even carry a cop

tfrazier wrote:Mr. Surveyor, then you must be familiar with the ultimate line cutter, the brush-hook. Now THAT's a zombie slayer...but definitely one that requires stamina on the wielder's part.

yeah... the brush hook is for those long shots.... for up close and personal it just has to be a Barteaux Bros machete... I have a few that have been sharpened so much that they look like swords... the Woodsman's Pal is really heavy, and great at "bad breath" distances as well

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Fangs wrote:

tfrazier wrote:Zombies aren't smart enough to use guns, so there's not much need for long range weaponry when they are going to get within grappling distance by sheer numbers anyway. Hence the machete...it never runs out of ammo or gas.

It might not run out of gas, but your ability to use it might.

from one that uses machetes as a "professional requirement", I will give that response a full +1 Ditto

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finally, after having given years of thought to the persistent question of how to ward off a massive zombie attack, I have recognized the availability of the perfect weapon.....


the REMOTE CONTROL..... (it has an "off" switch)


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USA1 wrote:i vote that obama apologies to the zombies for our actions against them
in hopes that the zombies forgive us and we can co-exist in peace .


edited to add ..if he bows down to them , it will show his sincerity .

The Winner!



now, can someone direct me to DYI instructions on making plowshares?


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