Not sure I understand the point of this, but I'll bite ...
Weapon: Dillon mini gun with 100,000 rounds of ammo and multiple spare barrels (plus a team of technicians who can reload ammo and swap barrels like a NASCAR pit crew).
Song: Master of Puppets by Metallica (zombies are the puppets, and I'm the marionette
![rock :rock"](./images/smilies/rock.gif)
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Hat: a camo gimme cap that says "Git Er Done!" on the front
![Cheers2 :cheers2:](./images/smilies/cheers2.gif)