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by puma guy
Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:11 pm
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Topic: Now I understand 'Have a Conversation'
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Re: Now I understand 'Have a Conversation'

Life in suburbia! Neighbors trading leaves, grass clippings clippings and of course dog poop! My neighbor would walk his three pit bulls to my yard for massive dumps. I finally took a plastic bag full and hung on his door with a nice note. Problem solved.
by puma guy
Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:51 pm
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Topic: Now I understand 'Have a Conversation'
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Views: 4964

Re: Now I understand 'Have a Conversation'

AndyC wrote:It's actually really depressing reading that.

You know the old joke about not wanting to live on this planet any more? How is it possible for a sane person who believes in personal responsibility to get to be with like-minded folks these days? I get the impression that everyone wants it their way and nobody is prepared to compromise and try and see things from someone else's perspective - but they'll happily use code-phrases like the above to make it palatable enough so they can get to make their play, with no intention of any compromise.

I'm really tired of floating in what seems to be a a complete cesspool of whiners, complainers, nosy-parkers, the selfish and the lazy. I really don't want to live on this planet any more.
You're not alone. My wife keeps me in check when I encounter ilk such as this. It's a good thing those thought balloons in cartoons don't exist in real life. Just remember there are still plenty of thoughtful, intelligent caring folks around. Folks on this forum are ample proof of that. You are most certainly an example. :thumbs2: :thumbs2: :thumbs2:
by puma guy
Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:53 pm
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Topic: Now I understand 'Have a Conversation'
Replies: 31
Views: 4964

Re: Now I understand 'Have a Conversation'

Plaintiff "Judge Judy, I'm suing because my treeless neighbor insists on blowing my leaves off his property. onto the layer of leaves and hubris from my trees that I refuse to clean up" "I'm suing for actual damages and mental anguish"
Defendant "Your Honor, I'm counter suing for stupidity, arrogance and overall idiocy"

Judge Judy "Plaintiff, I've read your complaint, your suit is dismissed" Defendant "Your counter suit is granted. I'm awarding no monetary damages, but this episode will be distributed to all the neighbors and of course will be seen by millions on network TV!" "That's all"

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