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I wear a T-shirt that's long enough to be a night shirt almost, (TALL) covered by a guayabera shirt which has 4 front pockets.
The 2 lower pockets are STUFFED with chapstick, keys, candy, Kleenexes etc to create bulges.
The bulges not only create extra bulges, but they weight down the top shirt so it doesn't bl;ow up in the wind, and the TALL T shirt won't "ride up" that far anyway.



WHAT? Speak up, I don't hear so well ... too many years of cranking up the volume playin' Beatles records I guess ....


no I don't have any gum, but I have some hard candy....











by the way, where's your pistols that are on sale?

retrieverman wrote:My brother told me that on one of his trips to Academy (not sure which one but probably Lufkin) that there was an employee sitting at the front of the store trying to pick out who was carrying, and he was actually asking people to confirm or deny it.

How would you react to this kind of comfrontation?

Of course I probably wouldn't hear him and just walk in .... but if I did hear him ...

I'd probably ask if there's a door prize for people that do and where do they sell the guns n stuff so I can enter the contest.

Then I'd ask why he's asking.

Then I'd ask if he wants to help me change my adult diaper...

I wouldn't answer his question though unless he identifies himself as a peace officer..