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USA1 wrote:Wow, is this thread still going??!!

Question for men only: (because I want to see if my wife is lying to me)

When you are in the shower and you are soaping up, are you using :

A. A wash rag
B. Your bare hand.
or C. One of those puffy ball things.

C.

Not a windmill worth tilting at.

Some people don't own guns because they think they're dangerous

I own guns because they are dangerous, otherwise, there would be no point.

#include <Range>

Brady's gun shop

sjfcontrol wrote:

tacticool wrote:

LikesShinyThings wrote:

JSThane wrote:

LikesShinyThings wrote: Re-iteration of original declaration. Statement of demonstrably false information, with added sources which, when traced, all quote original flawed study.

Statement which obliquely implies any disagreement is demonstrative of mental illness.

Closing statement which inadvertently disproves entire line of reasoning, then re-iteration of "I must be right."

Name calling and insults.

Thread locked unless name caller is friend of moderator.

New thread started on same subject by name caller

Name caller banned (unless friend of moderator).

Party not involved in initial conversation adds:

IBTL

Party not involved with initial conversation and with full knowledge of imminent thread lockage adds:

Use of logic based on arcane and not well understood science, postulating that the laws of time, space and matter do not allow for the original argument to exist in this universe. Explanation of idea using Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle, and token reference to Schrödinger’s cat.

Use of thinly veiled insult suggesting that if original author has the gall to reply with any counter-argument, then they have proven that their IQ and mental age is low enough that it is amazing to all they are able to form pseudo-complete sentences and manage the use of a computer, though since their original statement is so preposterous, that the probability of the two aforementioned activities is so miniscule that it should be considered impossible.

Finish with condescending remark on the mass of the original authors mother, and that it exceeds many things generally considered to be significantly more massive than the 95th percentile female of that age group. Add that said female is likely to have fully developed facial hair.

Burma-Shave

LikesShinyThings wrote:Most everyone thinks they are smarter than average.

The fool spends time trying to convince others that they are wise.

The wise man spends time to better themselves, and cares not what others think.

sjfcontrol wrote:Are your kids "Too pretty to do homework"?

http://www.minyanville.com/dailyfeed/20 ... from=yahoo" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

What's wrong with the t-shirt? Kids today have such low self esteem that we need to constantly remind then that they're special and..... Agh! couldn't even finish that one without banging my head on my desk

One of the most influential things said to me by my parents when I was little, "You're only as 'special' as the effort you put in"

strider67 wrote:

AndyC wrote:

Hypnotized.........Can't...look...away...!!!

well, after watching it 6 or so times, i've concluded that it's going to give me nightmares....

edit: time to fill some hollowpoints with holy water.

apostate wrote:For USA1, because he likes turtles.

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... they have a taste for blood....

The Annoyed Man wrote:SQUIRRELS!!!

I've had a small black and white clip-art squirrel in the bottom corner of every powerpoint I've made and presented at the company I work for, and I don't think anyone has ever noticed...

He's just sittin' there... chillin'

7075-T7 wrote:

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apostate wrote:

loadedliberal wrote:I am not a crook!

I am not a cook but some meats just need grillin'.

Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow
thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and
people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies,
and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.'

My recipie for Rabbit stew.

RPB wrote:you had to know it was coming ...


It wasn't a pick; it was a scratch

BLACK KNIGHT: 'Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK KNIGHT: No, it isn't.
ARTHUR: Well, what's that then?
BLACK KNIGHT: I've had worse.

USA1 wrote:Public service announcement : Don't pick your nose when you're in your car...the rest of us can see you.

That is all.

If you're looking at me long enough to witness the mining of olfactory globules, then perhaps you should spend more time looking the direction your vehicle is moving...

Unless you're at a stop light, then all bets are off.