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When you eat ghost chiles while mowing the lawn to cool off.

strider67 wrote:

sjfcontrol wrote:Only in Texas does it get so hot you have to water your foundation!

Right!

We built our house 4 years ago and grass wasn't in the budget until year 2. What was in the budget for year 1 were 3 stations of sprinklers around the house for that very purpose!

I gave up watering the foundation, live on top of a hill and the water just runs into the cracks never to be seen again....

You know it's hot when...

When you wake up on a saturday, see the fence and backward are wet from rain, and stand at the door stupefied for a minute wondering if you're dreaming.

the ammunition in your spare mag goes off spontaneously