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Since we live in the country away from town...don't have to worry about the "JW's" pamphlet dispensing bunch, Girl Scout Cookie girls, Halloween T&T's, and others. We also have 2 alarm systems, video surveillance, photo sensor lighting, 2 dogs, deadbolt locks on all doors...and of course our "backup hardware..." LOL!

If anyone comes here after dark...well, they're up to no good...

esxmarkc wrote:

The young man begins to tell me about this large tarantula in my front yard, "the largest I have ever seen, larger than my hand, you need to see this" he said.

"Ya man that's "Fluffy". He cruised out the doggy door a few minutes ago. His mother will likely pop out in a few minutes to look after him. Unless you want to join hands with the other two doorbell ringers they've got cocooned up under the back deck you might want to be moving along."

Loved it! Great response...big "fluffy" is waiting for "bigger" mama...lol.