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I thought of two more today while I was at the range:

Your wife had to inform you that using CLP instead of baby oil on your newborn is unacceptable.

As you get older and your eyesight starts to go, you buy bigger-caliber guns so you can see the holes better.

esxmarkc wrote: You are cleaning your Glock 23 in the sink and the recoil spring slips down the drain but you can see that it's lodged just right and if you reach over and grab your wife's toothbrush you may be able to fish it out. What do you do?

I'm definitely using that toothbrush to retrieve the spring!

I thought of a couple of ways to tell if you are a gun nut:

1) You don't say the word "shirt" anymore. Instead, you say "concealing garment".

2) If you lose weight, instead of going out and buying slimmer pants, you just start carrying a bigger gun.

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