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I'm big. I was 270 but my doctor's nurse got in my face and told me if I didn't lose some weight she was going to give me a noogie. So, now I'm 255 and working on it.

My name is Michael (technically Michel, but it got changed by the nurses because they thought my mom had mispelt it). My little sister called me Mick, because she couldn't say Michel. Mickey Finn was a Disney movie character (Davy Crockett) and since I was bigger than the average kid, Mickey Finn was attached to me. Later, when I was a young, underpaid trooper in the Army, I started tending bar part time. The bouncers were also part time and I sometimes ended up without one. One night one of the patrons started acting up and another patron told him to behave himself before the bartender comes out from behind the bar and gives you a Big Mickey. It' just kinda stuck since then.

I guess if I lose enough weight to make my doctor's nurse happy, I'll have to change my screen name to Little Mick, or something. Maybe, Middle-Sized? Oh, well, I think I can wait.