I needed to go talk to my daughters new volleyball coach at her practice. I had not yet met her so I asked my daughter (13 years old) to describe her.
"Blond hair, elderly, wears too much eye makeup"
I was a little skeptical on the elderly part and sure enough - it took me a few minutes to pick her out of the group of coaches there - but she is probably 25!
My wife and I were like "If she is elderly, what does that make us?"