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ninemm wrote:

Mithras61 wrote:The bananna up the tailpipe is a hollywood legend from Beverly Hills Cop. A potato works much better. Trying to stuff a banana in the tailpipe causes the peel to separate and you end up with less of a tight plug seal than with a potato. Jabbing the potato with a push stick causes it to conform to the tailpipe and retains its rigidity longer. A spongy rubber ball also works but is almost permanent. The potato will shrivel in less than a day and will eventually blow out. A spongy rubber ball would be really mean. But spongy rubber balls would keep better in the trunk over an extended period of time.

ninemm wrote:You have to be more subtle. Wait until they park and are out of sight. Then stuff a potato up their tailpipe(s), being sure to poke them in real tight and deep (a cut off broomstick works well). Then, when they come out to get in their car to leave, rather than being angry, you will not be able to keep from smiling. Works every time.