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- Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:26 am
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...'til you learn to lace them up properly...
- Sun Jul 24, 2011 11:01 pm
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...CUCKOO???
- Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:14 pm
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...YOU go out and try to get a job with a face like that...
- Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:10 pm
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...people were riding the alligator first???
- Sun Jul 24, 2011 7:03 pm
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VoiceofReason wrote:To show the opossum it could be done.WildBill wrote:To get to the other side! Nope, wrong joke.sjfcontrol wrote:You're hiking through the jungle when come across a river you have to cross. You know there are hungry alligators living in the river. How do you cross the river without getting eaten by the alligators?
...armadillo..A R M A D I L L O...
- Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:31 pm
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loadedliberal wrote:Top 10 things to never say to a cop
1. hold my beer
2. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people
4. your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts
5. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" YOU'RE the trained specialist.
6. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph.
7. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
8. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.
9. Well officer, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
10. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
...been laughin' at liberals all my life...why should today be any different?!!!
- Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:46 pm
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...kinda gave the wine a "special, family" flavor, huh...
- Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:34 pm
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...I knew an old lady in La. who was about 78...made wine in coke bottles with balloons on the necks...when the balloon blew up...it was making...when it went back down...it was done...that was some gooood wine...elderberry, peach, maybe even grape...recipe and methods are gone...
- Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:41 am
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...no wonder I don't know about it...it looks by that WIKI article that it graced the market shelves over 20 years after the time I posted in...a DOUBLE generation gap...
- Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:04 am
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...guess that one hadn't made it to La. yet...don't know it...sjfcontrol wrote:Don't forget Two-Buck-Chuck!speedsix wrote:...now THERE'S an idea...some of the other "donors" were more into Thunderbird and Boone's Farm...and don't forget Ripple...not the good stuff that comes in magnums...
- Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:46 am
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...now THERE'S an idea...some of the other "donors" were more into Thunderbird and Boone's Farm...and don't forget Ripple...not the good stuff that comes in magnums...
- Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:21 am
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...I gave blood for years, then plasma 3x a week...paid for my first backup gun that way...a Walther .380...then one day my favorite nurse, a tall redhead, stuck the needle through both sides...my arm turned black inside...I was done...only donated about 4x since...used to lay up on one table giving plasma with my magnum on the table beside me...and talk with a professional boxcar burglar I'd chase on the job ...Johnny Jett...he'd'a made a great Converse All-Star commercial...that boy could run...we'd laugh about it and I'd say "See ya later"...he'd say "I hope not!!!"
- Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:22 pm
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...I'm droolin'...profushionally...
- Sun Jul 10, 2011 10:34 pm
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...there were only seven in my box...
- Fri Jun 24, 2011 3:34 pm
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...over-roll, of course...under-rollers are evil creatures...sjfcontrol wrote:Do you put the toilet paper on with the paper coming off the front, or off the bottom of the roll?
