Here's a good one...
I'm at the range in WA state on a beautiful sunny spring day practicing with my XD .40 and testing my wife's Pink Mosquito and her Taurus PT-22 after getting them BOTH back from their manufacturers for various FTF, FTE issues...
Well, the RO (a very nice older gentleman) comes over and sparks up a conversation about my wife's Pink Mosquito and pulls out a Kel Tec P-3AT with a crimson trace and then takes a few shots downrange as he is telling me about his new Kel Tec and how he is getting on in years and the laser is to help him get his shots on target better.
After a few rounds gets a perplexed look on his face, looks at the target, looks at his shooting hand and gun and again takes careful aim at "my" target and slowly squeezes off another round...
Now, I can see clearly where his rounds are hitting pretty close to center mass but I soon realize he ain't seein' it but before I can say anything without removing the booger hook from the bang switch he waves his hand in front of the muzzle and then points it directly at his face to see if the "laser" is on...
I quickly stepped back and a few feet to the right to avoid getting sprayed with his grey matter I very nicely but sternly tell him to get that gun from his face and place it on the bench and we can clear it and see if the laser is on but will not show too bright at 10yds in direct sunlight!!
