What will they say at your funeral

[Elvis]

Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.

God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first cop says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force."

The second police officer says, "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty."

The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!"

[bdickens]

[jimlongley]

The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!" [/b]

Be virtually impossible for someone to say about me at mine, I expect to be ashes by then.

[bryang]

That's a good one, Elvis!

-geo

[KBCraig]

The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!" [/b]

Be virtually impossible for someone to say about me at mine, I expect to be ashes by then.

I hope my ashes get a response like Bruddah Iz got:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL-uL2M3xvM
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=PL-uL2M3xvM[/youtube]

[longhorn_92]

The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!" [/b]

Be virtually impossible for someone to say about me at mine, I expect to be ashes by then.

I hope my ashes get a response like Bruddah Iz got:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL-uL2M3xvM
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=PL-uL2M3xvM[/youtube]

I tell you what.....Israel Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole could really sing!

[KBCraig]

I tell you what.....Israel Kaʻanoʻi Kamakawiwoʻole could really sing!

Yes he could. And he was a master of many musical styles while playing the ukulele.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_YfyKahP-0
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=k_YfyKahP-0[/youtube]

Sorry for taking this off-topic. I just happened to have an Iz DVD from Netflix when this thread came up.

[airbornerangerboogie]

Where did the money go and why are his guns in the casket.

[getnit1]

Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.

God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first cop says, "I would like to hear them say, that I was the bravest cop on the force."

The second police officer says, "I would like to hear that I was a terrific cop who died in the line of duty."

The last cop replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!"

Thats pretty good.