So I piped up "Can't wait to get me an Mp5!"
So the others were like "Oooh. Never heard of those."
I graciously explained that "Well you probably wouldn't like it. Its fairly large, and although you can make it loud or quiet, there are still a lot of restrictions for where you can take it. (one works in the Dallas Federal Building) You know how the bailiff will take your phone before court? Well they go nuts if you bring your Mp5 in. You'll get a lot of unwanted attention."
"Who makes it?"
"A German company. Heckler & Koch. They are all the rage with government entities..."
When I explained WHAT it was... I saw this in the backseat when I looked back:


I laughed for miles....
~Bill