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Top 10 Reasons Why Most Men Favor Handguns Over Women.
#10 - YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#09 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD.
#08 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S HANDGUN, AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
#07 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#06 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#05 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
#04 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
#03 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"
#02 - A HANDGUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
AND, THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS FAVORED OVER A WOMAN...
#01 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!
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Anygunanywhere
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"The Smallest Minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities." – Ayn Rand
