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Speaking of dropped guns...
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:09 pm
by rdcrags
Recent ad on e-Bay:
30,000 used rifles from France. Old but excellent condition. Never fired. Dropped once.
If you got that one, you may be as old as I am.
Re: Speaking of dropped guns...
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:48 pm
by A-R
rdcrags wrote:Recent ad on e-Bay:
30,000 used rifles from France. Old but excellent condition. Never fired. Dropped once.
If you got that one, you may be as old as I am.
What happens when a car backfires in Paris?
The French government announces their unconditional surrender.
Re: Speaking of dropped guns...
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 12:48 am
by The Annoyed Man
How many gears does a French tank have?
Answer: Five - 1 forward and 4 reverse. The forward is in case they get attacked from the rear.
Re: Speaking of dropped guns...
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:04 am
by MostlyHarmless
Q: Why are there trees planted along the Champs Elysees?
A: Because Germans like to march in the shade.
Q: How many frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: No one knows since it has never been done.
Long live Freedom Fries!
Re: Speaking of dropped guns...
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 1:26 am
by A-R
"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --- General George S. Patton
"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." Jacques Chirac, President of France.
"As far as France is concerned, you're right." Rush Limbaugh
"The French have only one actual fighting war hero, Joan of Arc, and they turned her over to the enemy! " - unknown
Q: What's the shortest book ever written?
A: French War Heroes.
American to Frenchman: "Do you speak German?" Frenchman: "No." American: "You're Welcome!
Why should we expect the French to help us liberate Iraq, they didn't help us liberate France!
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." —Conan O'Brien