Self Surgery - British Style

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Maybe Mr. Murphy will deal with his next bout of jock itch in a similar manner, and remove himself from the gene pool.
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IIRC, the New York Union soldier who shot John Wilkes Booth to death (against orders) in the barn
had castrated himself.

Why? Because he was trying to lead a good Christian life and was bothered by impure thoughts.
So he figured a little self-surgery would take care of that problem.

As Sammy Davis, Jr. used to say: "Ouch, Babe!" :-)

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Divided Attention wrote:To me the kicker on the guy plugging his ear with his weapon is not that his booger hook is on his bang switch, but he is wearing an ATF hat :shock: :roll:
If only someone had come up behind him and given him a good goose... :roll:
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Divided Attention wrote:To me the kicker on the guy plugging his ear with his weapon is not that his booger hook is on his bang switch, but he is wearing an ATF hat :shock: :roll:
Well ATF does stand for alcohol tobacco and firearms after all.
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As an aside, I'd hate to know how he treats a headache...
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SQLGeek wrote:As an aside, I'd hate to know how he treats a headache...
I suspect the answer is "thoroughly."

If he applies a technique similar to the one used for the finger, he'll never suffer another headache afterwards. :biggrinjester:
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99% of headaches are caused by something happening with the brain. In this case, the guy would probably not have headaches due to the lack of the latter. :lol:
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Excaliber wrote:
SQLGeek wrote:As an aside, I'd hate to know how he treats a headache...
I suspect the answer is "thoroughly."

If he applies a technique similar to the one used for the finger, he'll never suffer another headache afterwards. :biggrinjester:
Puts a new spin on "Take two and call me in the morning."

I just had a thought of a parody Nuprin commercial... "20 GA shells, little, yellow, different."
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SQLGeek wrote:
Puts a new spin on "Take two and call me in the morning."

I just had a thought of a parody Nuprin commercial... "20 GA shells, little, yellow, different."
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