One of my favorites was the woman who came in to our ER with multiple slash marks crossing her left wrist, including a couple deep enough to nick the Carpal Tunnel sheath and the artery adjacent. She claimed that she had been carving a roast beef and did it by accident.The Annoyed Man wrote:Back in my ER days, we once treated a guy who shot himself in the butt when his .25 caliber pistol fell out of his back pocket and discharged when it hit floor.... ....straight up into his buttock.
There were so many witnesses and he felt so stupid about the whole thing that he didn't even try to make up a big lie about how it happened. Most disappointing. The lies you usually hear in a situation like this are most entertaining.
As far as the clip/magazine issue - they are not the same, not even similar, in form or function, and people who confuse the two render themselves less credible, while those who insist they are same/same go farther.