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today Kermit The Frog was found dead in his home..according to officials, he passed away due to complications of Swine Flu.
apparently Miss Piggy was unaware that she was carrying the virus.
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What are you smoking today? :oops: :lol:
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AEA wrote:What are you smoking today? :oops: :lol:
guess i had too much coffee this morning
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Does pork in the budget spread swine flu? :headscratch
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amber wrote:Does pork in the budget spread swine flu? :headscratch
i think thats where it originated..thanks obammma
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usa1 wrote:today Kermit The Frog was found dead in his home..according to officials, he passed away due to complications of Swine Flu.
apparently Miss Piggy was unaware that she was carrying the virus.
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found a picture...
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DoubleJ wrote:
usa1 wrote:today Kermit The Frog was found dead in his home..according to officials, he passed away due to complications of Swine Flu.
apparently Miss Piggy was unaware that she was carrying the virus.
:coolgleamA:
found a picture...
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he croaked on the tracks!
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Isn't that pic a little graphic? I almost cried.
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this just gets better and better :lol:
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WarHawk-AVG wrote:he croaked on the tracks!
Pun alert!!

guess he was on the wrong side, you know, of the tracks....
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Wow....High school Biology flashbacks.....
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Has CSI performed a frog autopsy yet?....
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nice. :coolgleamA:
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I saw the missing frog report before they found him.
No clothing description other than he was wearing open-toad shoes.

And the last time he was seen, he appeared to be depressed and feeling very unhoppy.
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