YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???

[Dragonfighter]

...simply turning on the tap gives you a hot shower.

[USA1]

When you're out of charcoal but the burgers on the grill cook anyway.

[USA1]

When this happens.

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[RoyGBiv]

You wish you had gotten the cloth seats instead of leather.
The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

The temperature drops below 95 and you put on a sweater
Lawyers kill themselves because they know it's cooler in Hell.

[USA1]

When your kydex holster loses its shape.

[SQLGeek]

Your Glock's grip angle changes after being in the car safe.

Your native Californian wife exclaims "Those Californians can shut up about the 'hot weather'!"

[Pawpaw]

You need to mow the lake!

http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/126827603.html

[cctcaden]

...simply turning on the tap gives you a hot shower.

My water heater went out last month and I was able to wait three days before having to replace it because I could shower in the evening without it being cold water

[v-rog]

when my electric bill easily breaks $300...

[USA1]

when my electric bill easily breaks $300...

Try $450

[flintknapper]

Taken behind my house yesterday afternoon.

Note, my burned up pasture in the background!





Hotter than a "two dollar pistol" and drier than "the bottom of a camels foot"!

[Keith B]

I put solar screens on the house in August 2009 and replaced both of my AC units last year in April with 16 SEER systems (previous were 10 SEER and poorly installed/matched.) Even with the high heat last month here I only used about 2600 Kwh vs cooler summers in 2008 & 2009 when I was seeing about 4000 Kwh usage. Both of these changes made a HUGE difference.

[74novaman]

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

oh yeah!

[fishman]

Ok someones got to do it. I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

[cctcaden]

The temperature is hotter than the check I wrote to the electric company....