YOU KNOW IT'S HOT IN TEXAS WHEN???

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sjfcontrol wrote:
USA1 wrote:When you want to punch the heat in the face.
I would suggest non-violent dispute resolution! Perhaps you can talk things cooler... :smilelol5:
Nope! Too hot for all that.
I'm going medieval. :boxing
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USA1 wrote:
sjfcontrol wrote:
USA1 wrote:When you want to punch the heat in the face.
I would suggest non-violent dispute resolution! Perhaps you can talk things cooler... :smilelol5:
Nope! Too hot for all that.
I'm going medieval. :boxing
You need to chill. :mrgreen:
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...the new Campbell Soup can (Texas edition) instructions say

"Open and serve".

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SQLGeek wrote:
USA1 wrote:
sjfcontrol wrote:
USA1 wrote:When you want to punch the heat in the face.
I would suggest non-violent dispute resolution! Perhaps you can talk things cooler... :smilelol5:
Nope! Too hot for all that.
I'm going medieval. :boxing
You need to chill. :mrgreen:
cooler heads would prevail
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surprise_i'm_armed wrote:...the new Campbell Soup can (Texas edition) instructions say

"Open and serve".

SIA
Naw, that's not hot. Hot is when the instructions say "Open, add Ice Water and Serve".

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Dashboard Smores!
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When your upstairs A/C dies and it's 104'F in your home office.
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the tap water taste like dirt.
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...this thread is still alive going into week #3!
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when you take a shower turning on hot water tap only, because the water in the water heater is colder than what comes from the pipes outside :lol:
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strider67 wrote:...this thread is still alive going into week #3!
so is the heat! (or week 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.... :grumble ). If my grass shrivels up any more I'll just have dust for a backyard.
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74novaman wrote:
strider67 wrote:...this thread is still alive going into week #3!
so is the heat! (or week 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.... :grumble ). If my grass shrivels up any more I'll just have dust for a backyard.
I've given up on my backyard since no one sees it (cept for google maps) and turned all attention to the front, just trying to keep it on life support until it rains.

Personally, I don't think it's ever gonna rain again. :cryin
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USA1 wrote:
74novaman wrote:
strider67 wrote:...this thread is still alive going into week #3!
so is the heat! (or week 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.... :grumble ). If my grass shrivels up any more I'll just have dust for a backyard.
I've given up on my backyard since no one sees it (cept for google maps) and turned all attention to the front, just trying to keep it on life support until it rains.

Personally, I don't think it's ever gonna rain again. :cryin
Same here...in fact we're going one further and removing a good portion of our sod in our backyard to put in a patio deck....this Saturday none the less. :shock:

We water the backyard enough to keep the foundation from going hinky on us and that's about it for the back.
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Only in Texas does it get so hot you have to water your foundation! :banghead:
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...when you look at the seven day forecast and it looks like a computer program with all the ones and zero's.
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