Pain

[dewayneward]

The first one I passed hurt so bad that I seriously considered shooting myself except I couldn't get out of the fetal position to get a gun.

Thank you for the heartiest laugh I have done in a long time. All of my cube neighbors are wondering what the hell is going on with me (now)!!!

About 6 years ago I was sitting at the home computer working when all of a sudden I felt a hot flush wash over me... I got up to go to the bathroom when I was hit with the worse pain imaginable and ended up in fetal position in the hallway. I was finally able to crawl to the phone to call my wife and tell her something was seriously wrong. My pulse was through the roof, I was white as a sheet and sweating like a pig. At some point the wave of pain and nausea mellowed a bit and I got up to go to the bathroom, wash my face and take a leak... PLOP! There it was. I fished it out, washed it... and still have it in a little bottle. It makes a nice rattle when shaken.
A memorable, but extremely unpleasant experience.

This one also got me laughing. I am sorry, I am THAT guy that laughes (and goes "ohhh") when they play people getting racked on americas funniest home videos, ha ha!!!

I know, that means that I will pass the mother of all stones.

[pbwalker]

About 6 years ago I was sitting at the home computer working when all of a sudden I felt a hot flush wash over me... I got up to go to the bathroom when I was hit with the worse pain imaginable and ended up in fetal position in the hallway. I was finally able to crawl to the phone to call my wife and tell her something was seriously wrong. My pulse was through the roof, I was white as a sheet and sweating like a pig. At some point the wave of pain and nausea mellowed a bit and I got up to go to the bathroom, wash my face and take a leak... PLOP! There it was. I fished it out, washed it... and still have it in a little bottle. It makes a nice rattle when shaken.
A memorable, but extremely unpleasant experience.

This sounds similar to what I went through at some points. The feeling of flush, turning green, vomiting, etc. My pulse was 100+ and my blood pressure shot up to 194 / 110. Fun times! A memorable, but extremely unpleasant experience indeed!

[dicion]

Ya'll have got me drinking about a gallon of water an hour now, not to mention stocking my fridge with cranberry juice lol...

j/k, I've always drank a lot of water, and I Love cranberry juice, as well as Cran-* Mixes (The most interesting is cran-blueberry)
I do drink Iced Tea though... but thats about it. I Cut out sodas years ago, mainly due to heartburn.

The only time I'll occasionally drink a soda now is if it's mixed with something else... and that still generally gives me the burn :/
Hence why I usually just drink my Scotch Neat or on the rocks.

I'm really hoping to never have to go through this.. as it sounds very very bad. I guess We'll just have to see.